With four wives and 18 children, the Sister Wives family tree is a whole gigantic mess. And not just because of the whole 18 children thing (geez, watch out, Duggars). Not only do Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn all have kids with husband Kody Brown, but add some extra marriages and divorces into the mix and things start to get really confusing. Just take a peek at how heavy and convoluted each branch is below.

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Omg, what? Is that even legible? Feel free to take a closer look here, and allow us to break this down, branch by branch.

Kody and Meri's Family

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Meri is the OG wife and originally was the only one to be legally married to Kody (with the other unions being "spiritual). However, the pair technically divorced in 2014 so Kody could legally marry Robyn and adopt her three children (don't worry, we'll get there). After getting dethroned like that, we kind of get the whole catfishing scandal, although we're not really sure why she wouldn't just leave this family but ok.

Anyway, Kody and Meri's only child is Mariah. An out-and-proud lesbian, her coming out wasn't initially well-received by her mother, but these days it seems Meri and the fam are very accepting of Mariah's super cute relationship with girlfriend Audrey Kriss. The couple even got a shoutout on Meri's instagram!

Kody and Janelle's Family Tree

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Oooooooh boy. Well, at 23 Logan is the oldest child in the Brown family, and newly engaged to girlfriend of three years Michelle Petty. Madison is the second oldest child of Kody's second-longest wife but she was the first of the kids to get married. Plus, she and husband Caleb Brush just welcomed the first Brown grandbaby, little Axel! Hunter and Garrison have military leanings, being part of the Air Force and National Guard, respectively. And little Savanah? She's like… a seventh grader, so do what you will with that information.

Kody and Christine's Family Tree

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Ok, so Christine definitely worked hard not to be outdone by Janelle's massive family. They're also celebrating some incoming in-laws, too: Mykelti just tied the knot with boyfriend Tony Padron, and Aspyn just got engaged to beau Mitch Brown. From there we have Paedon, Ysabel, Gwendlyn and little Truely, whose birth was featured in the first season.

Kody and Robyn's Family Tree

robyn and kody family tree

Ok, SO. Before meeting Kody, Robyn was married to the mysterious and very much not-in-his-kids-life David Jessop. Through him, she gave birth to Dayton, Aurora, and Breanna, who are now legally adopted by Kody. Together, the couple share two little cherubic children, Solomon and Ariella.

And while it seems like the Browns have wrapped up having children (we hope) we're sure to see more second next-gen baby Browns in the future. Lot and lots more.