Single ladies, rejoice— this season’s Bachelor, Sean Lowe, and the dating show's host, Chris Harrison, are about to make your lives easier.
The duo have come up with a very clever way to help out women who just can’t get rid of pesky suitors— a prank phone number with a pre-recorded message from the both of them at the other end of the line.
The next time a man insists on getting your digits (even though the only thing you might want to give him is a reality check), just tell him to call 212-432-7827 (212-HEARTBR).
Once the creep makes the call, he’ll be welcomed by Chris who tells him, “Whoever gave you this number is trying to send you a message -- and it's not a good one -- they don't like you. No rose for you."
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But after hearing the host's cold-hearted rejection, Sean is there to ease the pain.
By pressing one, the Bachelor will host the caller a pity party, admitting, “Man, this sucks. Sure, I got dumped on National TV in front of millions, but I never got some fake number like you did. That straight-up sucks. I feel bad for you.”
So, what happens if the caller presses number two? Sean will read a nice, uplifting poem. “Roses are red, violets are blue, dating sucks…” he begins his message. You’ll have to call to hear the rest.
Last, but not least, option three takes Mr. Wrong to a pep talk from Sean, where the once-rejected blonde hunk goes on to discuss how there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Okay, this may be a little harsh, but it’s hilarious. Would you consider giving out Chris and Sean’s prank phone number to the next offender?
Tune in tonight, Jan. 7, for the Season Premiere of The Bachelor at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.