Thanks to the recent Sony hacks, fans have been exposed to a new, intimate side of Hollywood.
We’ve learned that everyone loves Ryan Gosling, some people HATE Angelina Jolie, not even Hollywood’s elite understand Willow and Jaden Smith and — perhaps most importantly — Channing Tatum is basically the lovable goofball you were hoping he’d be.
In one compromised email sent between the 34-year-old, Jonah Hill and Sony execs, he shares his excitement about news their flick ’22 Jump Street’ overtook the Mark Wahlberg/Seth MacFarlane flick ‘Ted’ as No. 2 on the list of best-ever opening weekends for R-rated comedies. And the result is what we’d imagine would happen if you gave a Golden Retriever a Blackberry.
“F YOU TED !!!! SECOND OF ALLLL TIMMMMME BEEEOTCH!!!! COME ON JUMPSTREETERS WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
Just imagine the AAAAHAHAHAHAs going on ad nauseam. No, really — his original email contained more than 15,000 characters of just H's and A's…
For those of you not getting the Cate Blanchett joke, we recommend seeing ’22 Jump Street’ immediately. In the funny movie, Chan’s character wonders why they weren’t given “Cate Blanchett” with the budget, before Jonah Hill’s character corrects him, saying he meant “carte blanche.”