Discovery Channel's Alaskan Bush People has prompted quite a few questions among fans about authenticity, and that includes curiosity around the Brown family's real names. Sure, your knee-jerk reaction is probably, "Well, yeah, nobody goes through nine hours of labor, cradles their newborn in their arms and thinks, 'You'll be my sweet little Bam Bam.'" But leave it to the Browns to keep it weird and keep it woodsy — most of them actually have really long, strange names. And whether or not Alaskan Bush People is fake, it would seem that these crazy names are legit. Below, check out the long and bizarre names of the Alaskan Bush People's Brown family.