So much to unpack! The Hills star Stephanie Pratt slammed her brother, Spencer Pratt, and his wife, Heidi Montag, in a lengthy Instagram post on Tuesday, July 23, and she definitely spilled some serious tea.

“Drama follows me, LOLZ,” the 33-year-old began her message. “I’m drained from this year. So happy to be back home in London where evil siblings don’t exist, but instead the MOST lovely people in the world — you guys are my family these days. I am so grateful, it makes my heart hurt. Thank you for making me feel like I belong somewhere. (Spencer often screamed that everyone hates me, is fake nice to me and to go back to London because no one wants me here).”

The blonde beauty even brought up Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler’s 2007 sex tape, and surprise! It seems that it wasn’t Spencer who supposedly leaked the rumors about the footage. “OMG and Heidi, I have no words for how evil you truly are. You had no choice to admit all of the lies you’ve been spewing about me was for a magazine cover,” she claimed. “And for real — WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID 10 years ago. You awful human being and to your BEST FRIEND? You are truly a hideous person. No wonder you don’t have one friend. (Your nanny doesn’t count — you pay her).”

Heidi Pratt Carrying Her Son Gunnar With Spencer Pratt and Stephanie Pratt Wearing Leopard Pants
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Lauren, 33, revealed in 2009 that Spencer, 35, confessed to leaking the rumors about the alleged material. “We actually have it on tape,” she said at the time. “[Spencer] takes responsibility and apologizes for it. Sorry! Spoiler!” Hmm … who is telling the truth?

The California native continued her rant by putting Audrina Patridge on blast over their Justin Bobby drama. In the series, Audrina, 34, thought there was something going on between her rocker ex and Stephanie, but the FIDM graduate put those rumors to bed. “@justinbobbybrescia you were my rock the entire series — I love you, and thank you,” she wrote. “P.S. spoiler alert … we NEVER hooked up. Audrina is crazy. Like you dated this guy 10 years ago … you married someone else and have a child with him! And — as if you liked Justin!! You were dating someone off camera!! (The guy you went on a blind date with the night after the festival!) No one plays a better victim than you. (OMG, you actually should go into acting!!!) Ughhh and all the months you spent trying to get all the girls against me … I mean, that’s Speidi’s job!!!”

The U.K. transplant also wanted to set the record straight on her friendship with Audrina. “Truth: I did not watch last night’s episode because I didn’t want to relive my ‘friend’ attacking my character and making up lies about me when I have ALWAYS been a good friend to you,” she said. “(You should watch the original Hills for a memory refresher.) I am still utterly shocked and hurt you did this to me for camera time. I will always be honest. I’ve been on reality TV for 11 years straight … I can’t be anything except straight up REAL. I have no interest in being fake, pretending my life is perfect. That was my #PrattCast recap LOL.”

The Hills Cast at the MTV Vmas
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Even though season 1 is far from over, and the show recently got renewed for a second season, it seems like Stephanie is ready for a fresh start. “I love you all and need your support to get through the struggles. Thank you a million times over,” she said. “Are you guys enjoying the series?! CONGRATS @mtv for a [season] 2!!!! Love you guys!! OK time for a nap, literally what an exhausting year. #hibernationmode in full effect. KEEP IT 100.”

Phew, The Hills are certainly alive with drama, y’all!

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