Farrahpy?!MTV Star Farrah Abraham Is Now Offering Therapy Sessions to Spice up Your Sex Life

Farrah shared her new venture with fans on Instagram.

“It’s official! FARRAHPY TIME HERE!” she wrote, sharing that she’s loved “giving dating advice” on Ex on the Beach so much that she wants to start doing it more often.

You can do a live therapy session with Farrah.

“Couples, individuals, and groups are welcome!” she explained.

But it’s not going to come cheap.

According to the information in Farrah’s “About Me” section on the site, a 30-minute video chat will cost you a whopping $5,000.

She also lists her qualifications.

And according to her, those include having “dated around the globe and worked with some of the best sex therapists in the world” — presumably meaning she had her own sessions with them. “Who [is] better to get your groove back with than with me?” she asked.

And don’t worry — she’ll keep your secrets secret.

“Confidentiality is taken with compassion,” the flyer notes.

She’s ready to get real.

The star-turned-Farrahpist continued, “My ability to communicate honestly and my openness sexually allows for groundbreaking live sex therapy sessions… My real life tips are best experienced in real-time where I can help couples get comfortable with each other and explore new ways to enjoy themselves in and out of the bedroom.”

Translation?

This time the MTV star is watching you get it on instead of you watching her in some of her other CamSoda videos.

What can we say? She’s just that open-minded.

The star has always been open in a lot of ways, including taking nude photos, sharing her plastic surgery procedures, filming her butt injections, and recording her vaginal rejuvenation.

We can’t think of anyone more qualified to weigh in for sex therapy.

Well, other than people with actual qualifications.

Love Teen Mom? Be sure to join our Teen Mom Facebook group to chat about all the latest updates and juicy gossip!