The apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree. Donald Trump‘s son Donald Trump Jr. is going through a divorce right now, and his creepy remarks from 2007 make Vanessa Trump‘s reasons for ditching him abundantly clear. In an interview for The Adam Carolla Show straight from the Playboy mansion, he coulnd’t help himself from talking about everything from his desire to hook up with models (despite having a pregnant wife at the time) to comparing d–k sizes with his dad.

“Can you believe the hell I’m going through? I’m at the Playboy mansion with a pregnant wife!” he so eloquently stated. “It doesn’t get worse than that, does it? Now, I love my wife, but that is rough. And I’m going to pay for these statements later on tonight. I’m gonna pay.” Real cute, DJ. It’s even more obnoxious when you realize that he allegedly had an affair with Aubrey O’Day four years later in 2011.

But this is even creepier. “I got one question, Donald Jr.: When you and your pops are in the shower, who’s got the bigger package? You know what I’m saying,” asked Adam. “You know, and I will get fired for this, but I’m never going to say that I don’t,” laughed Don. “I will get fired for that. By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.” Maybe we should corroborate with Stormy Daniels, since she told In Touch she could describe it from memory.

While we’re speaking of Don’s father, remember how several Miss USA contestants said he walked in on them in the dressing room? Don Jr. was equally creepy to them. When the host asked if he’s ever slept with Miss USA, he said “Which one?” before promising he’s kidding. Gross. Oh, and President Trump better watch his back, because when Adam asked if he had thought about killing his father for the money, he said “Well, you know…”

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