Let's poll the audience, shall we? How many people can confidently say what Teen Mom OG star Gary Shirley does for a living? If you can't think of one damn thing besides "part-time reality star," you're not alone.
Turns out, Amber Portwood's former flame is, well, an entrepreneur. The father-of-two — who has daughters Leah, 9, with Amber and Emilee, 2, with wife Kristina Anderson — created his own line of condoms, and no, we're not joking.
Revealing my Condoms! pic.twitter.com/jR6rOQMRu2
— Gary Shirley (@ItsGaryTime) February 6, 2015
The wrappers, which depict an image of his face, are topped off with the line, "Put your Gary on!" and "99% 'Gary'nteed." We see what you did there, Gar.
After the rubbers' release in February 2015, fans gave the new businessman their approval. On person commented on Twitter, "I love this concept." Another added, "I can 'Gary'ntee that is the best business idea ever imagined. #floored." Others however, weren't so impressed. "This is absolutely disgusting. no one would use these but you," someone quipped. "Novelty condoms? Be prepared for some future lawsuits," someone chimed in.
Yet Gary doesn't seem to mind the backlash. "I’ve been giving the name 'Trojan Man' by my best pal! I find it very catchy and on point!" he tweeted at the time.
Oh, and apparently he also sells baked goods online. According to one reddit user, "If you order cookies from Gary he personalizes the box with a handwritten quote." What a guy, huh?! Is there anything he can't do? We dare you to find something.
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