When Pamela Anderson-esque Courtney Stodden married C-List celebrity Doug Hutchison, who is 34 years her senior, people thought she was nothing but a heavily bronzed teen bride. But over the years, Courtney has proved to be thoroughly extra in everything she does, both with and without her ex-ish husband. In the beginning of the marriage, she described her princessy lifestyle as such, "I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen," she shared. "My hair is done, my makeup's done."

What, does she get dressed every morning by a fleet of thot-y baby sparrows?

Well, to be honest, we expect nothing less from the lovely Cinderella Stodden. Since it's so hard to keep up with the ridiculous antics of the bosomy blonde goddess, we rounded up some highlights of Court's extraordinarily strange life from the moment she became a teen bride. And trust us, it's been a wild, yet riveting, ride so far.