From Aliens to Vampires, Stars Who Have Been Accused of Secretly Being Legit Monsters

Lady GaGa is an alien.

In some of her more outrageous getups, this isn't such a far-fetched concept — but some people aren't just throwing shade, they actually believe this. A survey in the Daily Star revealed that 68% of Brits believe in aliens, and that one out of three are convinced Mother Monster is one.

And if such is the case, then she definitely has no chill about it.

Nicolas Cage is a vampire.

One that's been aging rapidly over the past couple of years, but a vampire nonetheless. There's actually a bit of a spooky backstory behind this one: a man from Tennesse put a Civil War era photograph up on eBay, and swore up and down that the man in the photo was none other than the eccentric actor. Apparently, Nicolas isn't just a spare member of the Coppola family, he's a vampire that reinvents his persona every 75 years. While we wouldn't put that past a theoretical Vamp Nicolas Cage, he's, you know, most likely a regular ("regular") human being. Also, vampires can't be photographed, duh.

The resemblance, though, is uncanny…

Pharrell is also a vampire.

This one we can actually sort of see because Pharrell doesn't age, and people are quick to jump to the conclusion that it's because he's undead and perpetually, like, 20. According to a Time Out London interview, however, Pharrell credits his youthful good looks to, you know, washing his face.

"No I am not [a vampire]," he said. "I'm willing to go on record as saying that I don't drink people's blood."

Um, we didn't even mention the whole blood-sucking thing, Pharrell, that very suspiciously sounds like something a vampire would say.

Beyoncé is a demon… or at Least Sasha Fierce is.

This all goes back to Queen Bey's alleged ties to the Illuminati. The short version is that Beyoncé performed some sort of sexy Satanic ritual in the "Crazy in Love" video (no, seriously) and was reborn as the demon Sasha Fierce. Some even believe that Sasha isn't just a garden variety goblin, it's the devil itself. And you can occasionally see Satancé consume the superstar during performances — apparently, Sasha raised hell during her Super Bowl performance, which is why darkness literally descended on the arena.

DUN DUN DUN.

Justin Bieber is a reptilian shapeshifter.

Well, obviously.

This is another Illuminati (reptilian shapeshifters are like real big with them) one that has a hilarious backstory. A post in the Australian publication Perth Now claimed that "hundreds" of fans saw JB turn into a giant reptile. Yes, seriously. His head shrunk, his eyes turned black, he grew several feet and got severely scaley. There's like, no pictures of this, but sounds legit.

The damning evidence is that Justin apparently blinks like a lizard), as seen in this court video. So yeah, the Biebs is a giant Iguana for Satan, that definitely checks out.

Stevie Nicks is a witch.

Oh, this one is so classic that it even became a plot point in American Horror Story: Coven. Ever since her Fleetwood Mac days, it's been rumored that the blonde chanteuse was super into black magic, and it was that reputation that almost kept her from playing a fictionalized version of herself on the anthology series.

"She was very resistant because from the beginning of her career people who are in the Wiccan community had given her a hard time thinking she was a witch and she got a lot of scary fan letters," co-creator Ryan Murphy explained to Entertainment Weekly. "She didn’t like the darkness of that, and I explained to her the part and she’s like, ‘Aw f–k, let’s just do it. OK, I love it.’"

Anyway, Stevie is probably not a witch IRL, just someone who looks really amazing in black gowns.