Bear From ‘Alaskan Bush People’ Lives Life to the Extreme and You Can Too

Howl into the night (and the day) as often as you can.

It'll help establish your dominance with all the neighborhood dogs.

Climb every tree you see.

Trees in the wild, trees in your backyard, Christmas trees for sale in the lot — if you're trying to be extreme, leave none of them unclimbed.

When you see a bear, run toward it, not away.

It'll recognize you as a fellow Bear and a friend. Just don't get too close when it's with its cubs. Or do! That's even more hardcore!

When cooking, use only your hands as tools.

Rip an onion open raw for that really authentic extremeness.

If you must use tools, find another way to take things to the next level.

Like by using the top of a hot RV instead of a stove when you're making breakfast.

And always crack your eggs by punching them.

If you're worried about getting a little shell in your scramble, well, you're clearly not taking this extreme thing very seriously.

Add a car door to any abode.

It'll instantly up the cool factor — and you get bonus points for shoddily building the structure yourself.

Improvise a hammock using a curtain and a kitchen knife.

If it needs ventilation, literally just stab it to shreds and then hope that it doesn't rip in half underneath you.

Be the trash compactor you want to see in the world.

And we don't just mean shove the trash down to try and fit more. We mean climb on in the trash can and get to hopping up and down.

Become one with the wilderness.

Rubbing plants on your shirt works as a natural cologne — and it'll make all your fellow bears think you're a friend, not food.

Never wait for the wind to play the wind chimes.

Take matters into your own hands at every opportunity.

Enter and exit exclusively through windows.

Who needs doors when you can just climb out the side of the car or house or RV?

Get in that bush-style workout anywhere, anytime.

Can't climb a tree? No problem. Just scale the side of your house instead.

Stuck in the suburbs? Invent your own extreme game.

Like darts using wooden kabob skewers and a piece of styrofoam.

Just try not to take out your little sister's eye.

But if you do, just get her a bedazzled eyepatch. Now that is extreme.

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