We don’t know—maybe you have to give Amber Rose a little credit for being like, “Hey, no one has really gone totally nude since Rose McGowan did it at the 1998 VMAs. It’s ‘bout time people went back to wearing threads on the red carpet. Dresses are for squares!”
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Taylor Swift as Beyoncé
Further proof everyone wants to be Queen Bey. If she stopped at the outfit, we would’ve been cool with it—but why did Taylor Swift think it was a good idea to dance like Bey?
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Nicki Minaj as Kim Kardashian
Remember when Kim Kardashian attended Kanye West’s runway show and wore this monstrosity he designed for her? We understand why she had to wear it—then-girlfriend duties and what not.
But why did Nicki Minaj think it was a good idea to bring it back last night? WHY?
We’ll give her a partial pass—only because she wore like 1,000 other things last night, and even with a wardrobe malfunction, she looked amazing most of the night.
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Katy Perry and RiFF RaFF as Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake
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Austin Mahone as Astronaut Justin Bieber
Next time whatever teenybopper in your life tries to tell you that all these little “pop sensations” are different, please direct them to this shot of Justin Bieber and Austin Mahone.
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Ariana Grande as Beyoncé
Oh, honey… no.
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Demi Lovato and Rita Ora
These two ladies didn’t waste anytime! Both Demi Lovato and Rita Ora wore these cleavage-showing red dresses with a high slit on the red carpet at last night’s VMAs…