In Touch Exclusive:
The Jersey Shore cast wants to "torture" The Hills!

Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt had better watch their backs — Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is ready for a throwdown with the Hills gang! “I’m not crazy about them. We’re doing better than them right now, so they’re really not that big of a deal," Ronnie tells In Touch, noting that the only thing their West Coast rivals can do better is "outspend" them. "It would be awesome to do The Hills versus Jersey Shore, like Real World/Road Rules Challenge. We would torture them!” Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley is on board. “We’d ruin them,” she tells In Touch. “I’d take on all six girls!”

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Pauly Delvecchio and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi already had a run-in with one of their fellow MTV reality stars last weekend. “Somebody called our publicist in LA and said, ‘The girls from The Hills want to sit next to you guys in a club,’” Mike tells In Touch. “As soon as we walked in, I saw some girl running at me. That happens a lot to us, so we didn’t know who it was. She almost tackled me, and I went, ‘Oh, she’s kind of cute.’ Then I looked up and it was Kristin Cavallari. I like to think that I’ve always had it like this, but not to this extent!”

And The Hills cast weren’t the only ones clamoring to meet them — Snoop Dogg, Ray Romano, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are fans. “Ashton is cool. He loves the show. I always watched him on TV, and now he’s watching me — It’s crazy!” Pauly D tells In Touch. “I want to meet Kim Kardashian. He’s supposed to make that happen for me.”

But the biggest sign that they’ve made it? Snooki and The Situation were parodied on Saturday Night Live. “I thought it was hilarious,” Snooki tells In Touch of Bobby Moynihan’s portrayal of her. “He said what I would say: ‘Don’t touch the pouf!’ He must have studied me. I’m not hating on anything that anybody says about me!”