Zach Braff is many things — a talented director, actor and recent star of theater — but he is not gay. The Scrubs star's website stated that he was, "proud to announce that I am an open member of the homosexual community." Zach, 36, was actually the victim of a hacker and his rep announced today, "He was hacked… that site has been down since 2006."

Ladies, fear not, you still have a chance with this guy!