These Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards Are Perfect for the ‘Teen Mom’ Fan in Your Life

"You're a keepah!"

Featuring the great Barbara Evans, of course.

"May Our Love Last Longer Than a 'Teen Mom' Marriage"

Oh Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin, why couldn't you guys just work it out?

"Will you be the fake boyfriend to my sex tape?"

Farrah Abraham, you're fooling nobody.

"I love you like Jenelle loves Kesha!"

"That's why I have all these feathers in my hair! For the concert!" — Jenelle Evans

"You're the best booooooyfriend!"

So many amazing one-liners from the great Barb.

"The only thing that comes between you and me is saran wrap."

We still haven't forgotten about the time Gary Shirley said he used saran wrap as a condom once — and we probably never will.

"Started from Adam, now we're here."

Chelsea Houska is a great example of starting from the worst and working your way up to the best.

"Happy Valentine's Day, from Leah. To: Corey Simms, Jeremy Calvert, ???"

Leah Messer has accomplished two divorces before the age of 24. #Impressive.

"You're the Tyler to my Catelynn."

No couple has stood the test of time quite like Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra.

"I wish I could quit you."

What every Teen Mom addict goes through.

"Let's make a baby, then call MTV."

If only we knew this ten years ago.

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