Where is LC’s black tear when you need it? Spencer Pratt tells us how he really feels about his The Hills: New Beginnings costars. Needless to say, he loathes all of them — especially Brody Jenner.

In a recent interview with the LadyGang podcast on Tuesday, July 16, Spencer, 35, made a firm declaration that he despises his castmates despite proclaiming he is zen AF from his crystal empire. “No spoiler alerts, but I hate all these people, like, I dislike them,” said Pratty Daddy. “I love Brandon [Lee] … but Brandon’s not allowed to talk to me anymore, per Brody.” Although, it looks like Spencer has changed his mind since the interview was recorded. The dad to 2-year-old Gunner posted a screen recording to Twitter of him blocking Brandon Thomas Lee, 23, on Instagram.

Most of the beef on the show right now is because Spencer doesn’t approve of Brody’s new wife, causing a rift in their friendship. Spencer reminded us that the story line of a fallen friendship due to a new relationship isn’t new for the Hills squad. “Well I’m LC, I took over for LC,” referring to his former costar Lauren Conrad who ended her friendship with Heidi Montag because she disapproved of her relationship with Spencer. Sounds familiar, huh? “I’m like, ‘You’re not my friend anymore because of your new relationship, wah wah wah.’ There’s a lot more to the story and the angle that is logical for the television show … We haven’t been speaking since 2007.”

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We will see how this plot will work for Spencer and Brody, but it is not looking good. Spencer added, “All the things that I really am saying, why we have a real problem, break the fourth wall,” implying that the issues he has with Brody go deeper but the show is framing their turmoil as a battle of wife and best friend for ratings.

Spencer Pratt Hates Hills Costars
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The CEO of Pratt Daddy Crystals said he hated Audrina Patridge “the least,” while Brody is at the top of his list right now. Surprisingly the reality star has a medium level of hate toward his sister, Stephanie Pratt, at the moment, but we all know that probably won’t last. “My sister, I appreciate her energy, she has clout-chaser DNA, it’s in the blood,” Spencer said.

Being the TV villain that he is, his s—t list is bound to fluctuate. Don’t worry Brody, you will be bumped from the top before you know it!

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