With just three weeks left before Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and fiancé Jionni LaValle welcome their son, Snooki talks to In Touch about her fears of being a first-time mother!

“I’m nervous that I’m not going to be a good mom,” she admits to In Touch. “I just really hope I know what I’m doing!”

The reality star says being pregnant has been crazier than a night out at the Jersey Shore! “At the Shore you’re going to hook up, get into a fight or go to jail. You only have three options. But being pregnant you have no idea what’s going on!”

And while Snooki’s been preparing for her son's arrival with apps that tell you what you should be eating and how big the baby is, she’s adamant about skipping Lamaze classes!

“Lamaze is bull****,” she says. “They teach you how to breathe. Are you really going to be worrying about how to breathe when you’re having a baby? No! You’re going to be screaming and throwing s***.”

“I don’t think anyone really knows what they’re doing with the first kid,” she tells In Touch. “But I think I will be a good mom. I hope so!”  And while the soon-to-be mom can’t wait for the arrival of her son, Snooki jokes that she’s most looking forward to “being a MILF, for sure.”

For more on our exclusive interview with Snooki, pick up this week’s issue of In Touch, on newsstands now!

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