Where are the parenting police when you need ‘em?!

Kim Zolciak Bierman made a seriously questionable decision when she pimped out her oldest child, 20-year-old Brielle Bierman, on social media. And we’re not talking about, like, making her child pose with some Instagram-endorsed product in exchange for a quick buck. We’re talking, straight up offering sexual favors in exchange for goods and services.

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Brielle’s pimp mom tweeted to Chrissy Teigen, writing, “Soo your hubby is coming to [Atlanta] May 19 and Kash is beyond OBSESSED [with] him! Who does Brielle have to blow in order to meet him?? LOL.”

Chrissy — mother, model, Twitter comedienne, and, apparently, anti-child sex trafficking advocate — promptly stepped in and stopped whatever bizarre situation Kim was proposing.

“Don’t blow anyone it’s not that good of a show. [Just kidding] it’s good but I’ll get you tix without the oral,” she tweeted.

Kim brushed off any of the haters — tweeting to her daughter that she loved her, and that people who were laughing at the offer also “have a sense of humor.”

Oh Kim. Don’t ever change Maybe change just a teeny, tiny bit.

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