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A Jarring Comparison of How Many Xmas Gifts You Can Get With a Kardashian Price Tag

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Dec 1, 2017 3:48 pm·

By Mary Grace Garis

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If you aren't entirely disconnected from society you know damn well that there's nothing more extravagant than the KarJenners and their surrounding kin, and that means Kardashian Christmas gifts have got to be extra AF. Like, legit, this a family that clothes their babies in fur coats and throws luxury cars around Oprah style. So since it's the season to get superficial and show your affection via material objects, we decided to unpack some expensive Kardashian Christmas gifts and compare them to what we're probably giving and getting this year.

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North West: Charlotte Olympia Slippers

This marks a simpler time in the couture-heavy life of Nori, before she was loading up on little Fendi bags left and right. For baby's first Christmas, she got a huge haul of designer items, and these little slippers were the most modest gift… yet you're still not about to throw down this kind of money for your niece anytime soon.

Price Tag: $125

Equivilent To: About seven pairs of baby bunny slippers from H&M.

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Kourtney and Khloé: Cake Made From Soul Food

KhloMoney was a little uncertain about this "cake" and it's mashed potato frosting, lamenting that she was going to ruin her diet (Kourt was on board). The Bree's Cakes concoction was a treat from family friends/flawless couple John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, and it was not cheap.

Price Tag: $250

Equivilent To: About 12 (and a half) fruitcakes from Harry & David.

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Khloé: Giuseppe Zanotti and Jennifer Lopez Collab Peep-Toe

It must be nice having famous friends. J.Lo decided to send Khloé a pair of ultra lux, jewel-encrusted shoes from her collab with Giuseppe Zanotti.

Price Tag: $2,995

Equivilent To: About 23 pairs of Steve Madden peep-toes (at full price).

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Kylie: Diamond Promise Ring from Tyga

What even was Tyga promising to Kylie? Like, we get the sneaking suspicion that it wasn't virginity, and since they certainly aren't together anymore, Tyga should probs ask for it back. Whatever, this not-engagement ring definitely cost a lot more than whatever miniscule rock your best friend got from her college boyfriend, Steve, over the holidays. Ugh, Steve.

Price Tag: Reportedly $33,000

Equivilent To: About 17 engagement rings at Jared's.

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Kris: Classic 1956 Ford Thunderbird

The weird thing is that this vintage car isn't even insane by Kardashian standards? Literally everyone gets a luxury car for Christmas. Kris' mom Mary Jo got two last year, like who allowed this? So consider this car basically a KarJenner stocking stuffer more than an actual gift.

Price Tag: $35,000

Equivilent To: 8,750 pairs of novelty Christmas socks that you'll be wearing for the rest of winter while you walk around in the snow because you can barely afford public transportation let alone a retro Thunderbird, like it's fine.

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Scott: Patek Phillippe Watch

This was only part one of the gifts Kylie and Tyga got for Scott, which included a Cartier lighter (LOL why??). It's like, absurdly expensive considering we're not even sure what relations Scott has with Kylie? Think about it, he's kind of just the dude who knocked up her sister three times.

Price Tag: $50,000

Equivilent To: About 90 Shinola watches.

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Kylie: Three Effing Birkin Bags

Girl, what even.

All the KarJenner's love their Hermés but Ky really loaded up last year. We take comfort in the fact that they ALL LOOK HEINOUS, OMG. It's amazing that celebs unload tens of thousands of dollars on these gigantic, disgustingly tacky-looking things that you literally just throw s–t into. Whatever. Birkins are weird and they range in price. Some sites reported that these retailed for $9,000 each, while others say they're clocking in at $50,000 each. Birkins from that line in general go from $13,000 to $250,000. We want to go somewhere in the middle of that and believe that they're leaning towards $50,000 each. We want to believe the latter, it is our Christmas wish.

Price Tag: An estimated $150,000 total.

Equivilent To: About 1,271 reasonably priced Michael Kors bags.

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Kim: This Horrifying George Condo Birkin Bag

George Condo's paintings go for millions, they're in legit museums, guys. We're not sure why based on this whole. .disasterpiece right here, but whatever Kanye gave it to Kim for Christmas and she loved it.

How many cows died for this?

Like a whole ranch, probably.

Price Tag: An estimated $1.3 million

Equivilent To: Around 3,735 very cute Kate Spade bags.

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