Could it finally be happening?!

Teen Mom OG stars, occasional sexual partners, and noted social media spin doctors Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran have — once again — sparked rumors that they’re getting married.

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The two have posted non-stop PDA pics in recent days, and most recently, got the rumor mill turning when they posed at a bridal shop near his native San Diego.

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Unfortunately, it would appear that they aren’t getting married! In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Farrah said she was just trying to support her friend and learn about his culture, but she’s very much single.

“I’m not dating anybody right now,” she told In Touch exclusively. When asked if she thought she’d end up with Simon she said, “No, I don’t really plan to. I paid for my own ring — I can just do it all on my own and marry myself, really. That would be the best honeymoon, the best life — it’ll be good!”

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Of course, news that Farrah is, essentially, engaged to herself is a particularly momentous occasion; for those unfamiliar with the situation, Farrah famously bought her own engagement ring (though she maintains that she was under the impression that Simon had every intention of not only paying her back but also, you know, actually proposing…).

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In fact, it was almost two years ago that Farrah declared, “I’m not waiting two years to get engaged to you. That’s for ugly girls, babe.”

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We have great news, girl!

That episode of Teen Mom OG aired one year, 11 months, and one day ago — so, you made it in under two years! Congrats!!! (Of course, we won’t get into the technical details, like when it was filmed, or the fact that she isn’t engaged to Simon, only herself because, well, what’s the fun in that?!)

Their recent social media displays of affection come at a surprising time — it was just last week that Sophia’s mom, 25, confirmed she and Simon were dunzo and he joked, “If she can find someone that can be in the same room as her, that’s a huge accomplishment.”

Of course, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention that the pair just filmed a Simon-centric spin-off called Being Simon — and if there’s one thing we know to be true, it’s that Farrah sure knows how to bring the ratings.

In the meantime, we’ll be waiting for the Save the Date to Farrah’s wedding to herself!

Scroll through the gallery to relive Farrah and Simon’s cutest moments!