Forget Donald Trump‘s rescission package. Stormy Daniels wants to talk about the president’s stimulus package — if you catch our drift. The porn star sat down for an interview with Penthouse magazine and basically confirmed that Trump’s hands aren’t the only things that are small.

“What do you think?” Stormy replied when she was asked, “Was it good sex?” The 39-year-old then went on to sip her wine. When asked more directly, “And the penis wasn’t big?” Stormy responded with a simple “Yeah,” before adding the disclaimer, “I don’t want to shame anybody.” She also confirmed that Trump’s hair is real and comapred it to “a drunken cockatoo” while they were intimate. What a time to be alive.

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Earlier this year, it was revealed that Stormy (real name: Stephanie Clifford) signed a non-disclosure agreement right before the 2016 election to keep her affair with the politician secret. However, in an explosive interview with In Touch in 2011, Stormy spilled the tea on her relationship with Trump — and revealed that she was not impressed with Trump’s bedroom skills then either.

“So anyway, the sex was nothing crazy. He wasn’t like, chain me to the bed or anything. It was one position,” she told us exclusively. “I can definitely describe his junk perfectly, if I ever have to.” Fast forward, and now Stormy is suing the former Apprentice host for defamation and to get out of her NDA. “She believes it’s important that the public learn the truth about what happened,” her attorney Michael Avenatti said on TODAY, per NBC News. “I think it’s time for her to tell her story and for the public to decide who is telling the truth.”

That lawsuit also accuses Trump’s attorney Michael Cohen of threatening Stormy to keep her quiet. “To be clear, the attempts to intimidate Ms. Clifford into silence and ‘shut her up’ in order to ‘protect Mr. Trump’ continue unabated,” it read. Stormy is planning to donate the $130,000 she received from the POTUS to Planned Parenthood if she wins her lawsuit. Fingers crossed.

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