Kylie Jenner launched Kylie Cosmetics, Lauren Conrad has her Kohl’s clothing line, and Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra debuted their kids’ couture, Tierra Reign. Starting your own company or brand is the hottest new celebrity trend, but not everyone has gotten in on it yet.
To save the stars some time — we know they’ve got crazy busy schedules — we decided to come up with our own ideas. Sure, Beyoncé already has Ivy Park and her own meal delivery service, and the innovator probably doesn’t need any help from us, but now that she has three little kids and not just one, she might want to spend a little more time at home. And if that is the case, we’ve got the perfect idea: A Lemonade Lemonade Stand.
Think about it — it’s low effort, easy money, something you can do with the kids, and something you can use to occasionally throw shade at your husband now that JAY-Z has officially admitted to cheating on his new album, 4:44.
Plus, it’s not like starting a celebrity company is that hard to pull off, right? After all, if “Cash Me Outside” star Danielle Bregoli can do it, truly putting the “cash” in “Cash Me Outside”, we think Bey can balance one more biz.
TBH, we’re not sure there’s anything that Bey can’t do. Well, except think of names for her twins that aren’t basically just repeats of her and JAY-Z’s names, but rumor has it that was actually Blue Ivy‘s doing (and she’s only five, so, you know. Whatever).
Look, Bey — if you want to scoop our idea, we totally don’t mind. We don’t even need royalties or anything like that. Maybe just pour out a cup of that sweet-sour lemonade for us, okay? We’ll swing by soon.