Most people would be absolutely mortified if they ever, you know, pooped their pants in front of witnesses. But that was exactly what happened to these celebs, and Chris Brown and Jennifer Lawrence didn't skimp on the cringeworthy details either!
“I once had really bad diarrhea at a Playboy autograph signing," she said. "I was squeezed into a tight red dress, dripping in sweat, and knew something was not right. I just kept having my picture taken with the fans. But then I was like, ‘Oh no, the demon is about to be unleashed.’ And it was unleashed for about 20 guys to witness. I knew at that point in my career all I was supposed to do was turn men on, but just ended up grossing them out.”
"So I just remember dancing and on stage in the midst of all that, I … is it like sharted?" he said. "The crowd didn't know it, and I had like an outfit change coming up, so I said, 'Yeah, I can hold it out one more song,' and this is real disgusting and too descriptive, it was just … I just remember it running down my leg."
"[Peeing myself was] the most unattractive moment of my life," she said. "We were late for stage, driving down the freeway, it's Friday traffic. I'm running on and we jump and do 'Let's Get It Started', and I get crazy and I jump and I run across the stage and my adrenaline was going and gosh…I wish it didn't happen. It was so embarrassing!"
“I went to the emergency room, I had this really bad pain for three weeks," she said. "And you can only s— your pants so many times a day before you like have to go to the emergency room, and you’re like ‘I have to go to the hospital.’"
"[I] ate something I wasn't supposed to," he said. "And as I'm walking to the press room… I gotta pass a little gas here. I'm walking by myself. Who's gonna know? Only a little something extra came out…I pooped my pants. Not horribly, but enough that I knew. I was panicking, so I got to the restroom of the press room, threw out the underwear and just went commando."
“I go down to the stage, getting ready for my first number…and I’m like, 'I really need to go again.' [The routine is] the most cardiovascular song I’ve ever done — literally I’m picking up Belle and as I pick her up, I stopped singing and right in that moment I realized the muscles you need to release in order to sing are the ones you do not want to release if you need to go," he said on Rachel Ray.
"I actually once misjudged a fart onstage, which ended up being a shart. It was like midway through a performance and I was really lively and halfway through, I was like, 'I'm just gonna stand still for the rest of this performance and hope it's over soon,' and then go home and throw these trousers out," he said.
Louis C.K. met the mayor of New York with poop in his pants.
"I asked the aide if I could go to the bathroom," he said. "And he said, ‘You have to go real quick.’ I run to the bathroom, and I’m trying to go fast — I’m trying to pee quickly — so I’m sort of pushing to get the pee out. It’s too much pressure, and out the back…pop! I’m at a urinal and boom, out the back. So I’ve got wet underwear, and the mayor is waiting for me. I couldn’t do anything, so I followed the aide and they took me to the waiting area and I stood there for 45 minutes, and I’m sort of just drying off. So I stood next to the mayor of New York City, and I did the whole thing with poop in my pants."
Comedian Nick Kroll pooped his pants while driving.
"I was driving and the hairs on my arm started to rise. I was heavy breathing, because I’m about to have a butt baby, because I am crowning," he said. "I kept driving. You know how in New Orleans, right before the levees burst, they’re like, ‘What if we just let a little water out, to relieve the pressure?’ I let a little water out of my levees, like a Hershey’s Kiss that’s been sitting in the sun too long. I hovered over my steering wheel for leverage, and my body was like, ‘NO, WE WANT IT ALL.’ So I was sitting there, and I just filled my underwear with, like, a travel-size pillow worth of brisket. Then I waddled inside, took a shower, and had a four-hour shame nap.”
"I just went to Iceland and tried to do a small expedition across the glacier and we didn't make it. We had to be emergency evacuated as there was a white out blizzard which I got to take a poop in. It actually freezes before it hits the ground," he said.
"So I went to the dentist today and got multiple [root] canals," she tweeted. "Anyway, I was there for 8 hours getting all these cavities etc [sic] fixed. BUT that's not my story for the day. The real story is I peed my pants. Its mildly amusing or I wouldn't mention it, but I feel we need to talk about it."