Preach, girl! Cardi B gave some hilarious advice about fake friends in a NSFW rant via Instagram video on Tuesday, September 3. “Let me tell you something,” the 26-year-old began on social media. “If your friends start acting different, when your n—ga comes around, you need to cut that bitch off. I will tell you to beat her ass right there and then, but I don’t want you motherf—kers saying that I am promoting violence and s—t.”
The “Bodak Yellow” rapper continued her statement by revealing what some girls do when they are around men. “That you know is the type of s—t that I hate,” she said. “I hate when a n—ga comes around, right, and a bitch wants to change her voice, her tone, and sh—t, trying to talk all cute, trying to act all delicate, talking about, like, ‘Oh my God, are you serious?’ Bitch, why are you talking like that, bitch? Your voice is deep like f—king Pop Smoke. All of the sudden you’re talking like Kim Kardashian. Stop f—king playing.”
Cardi revealed she hates when other people make her feel unintelligent. “Or when she try to make you f—king look stupid like when you ask her a question, like, ‘Oh my God, remember that time that we almost drowned?’ And she goes, like, ‘No, I don’t remember what you’re talking about.’ Bitch, why are you f—king trying to make me look f—king stupid? Bitch, I will whip your motherf—king ass. I will ask her right there, and then say, ‘Bitch, what are you talking about?’ That happened last week. What are you talking about, you don’t remember? Why are you talking like that? Why are you trying to be cute around my n—ga. I will do that s—t in front of the n—ga like stop playing with me, bitch!”
However, the Grammy winner concluded the post with an epic line, saying, “But I don’t got friends like that, so I can’t relate. You know what I am saying?” Of course, fans couldn’t get enough of the brunette beauty. One person wrote, “Her ending took me out,” while another echoed, “I missed these vids! Dead.” A third person chimed in, writing, “I can’t stop watching this. It’s so funny.”
We love Cardi’s honesty!
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