Michelle Keegan has been named 2015’s sexiest woman in the world by FHM magazine.

In related news, the good people over at ‘FHM’ magazine must’ve forgotten that people of color and/or woman older than 40 exist.

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Caroline Flack — because this apparently warrants No. 5…

Don’t get us wrong — we’re happy for Michelle, who is best known for her role in the BBC series ‘Ordinary Lies’ and the British soap opera ‘Coronation Street.’

After all, this is the stuff that great Lifetime movies are made of: The story of 27-year-old Michelle Keegan, who — despite being attractive but nothing too special and just barely famous — rises to the top to be named the sexiest woman in the world. You can’t make up that kind of drama!

Rounding out the top five are Kendall Jenner, Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton and Caroline Flack. Yeah, we have no idea who she is either.

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You may notice that quite a few celebs who are undeniably hot and routinely make these lists are missing from this group… So in an effort to put our money where our mouths are, we made our own list of the top ten sexiest women in the world — see who we picked!