When watching TLC's hit reality series 90 Day Fiancé, we're always left wondering how these relationships ever happened. What propels Nicole Nafziger to chase after a guy who lives all the way in Morocco who only finds her attractive by "like 55 percent"? How did Danielle Mullins's family let Mohamed Jbali through the door? And we don't even know where to begin with Anfisa Arkhipchenko and Jorge Nava. The whole show is like an endless parade of relationship don'ts.

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But hey, maybe you admire Anfisa's hustle or Annie Suwan's come-up and want to be a part of this whole trainwreck. But if you want a relationship that's 90 Day Fiancé-worthy, be expected to follow a few steps. Fortunately for you, you've come to the right place. We created an entire guidebook just for people like you that includes tips, examples, and advice on how to snag that foreign hottie, piss off your family, and become a full-time TLC employee. Sure it's not easy, but at least you'll get to travel the world as millions of fans judge your weird AF issues. Below, a super-serious guide to having a relationship, 90 Day Fiancé style.