Christmas is totally the new Halloween. It's the one day — in this case, month — a year when girls can dress like a total (you know what) and no other girls can say anything about it.

But we sure freakin' can.

Thanks to Miley Cyrus, Kendall Jenner and these scantily clad chicks in December, we bring to you: The 12 Naughty Girls of Christmas — a play off the popular tune '12 Days of Christmas.'

Because nothin' says Christmas quite like weed pasties, super cleavage and Santa inappropriately butt slapping a teenage Jenner…