We don’t know what we did to deserve this.
Debra Danielsen — mother of Farrah Abraham and unsung hero of Teen Mom OG — honored us all with the greatest gift of all time: A rap video, starring none other than the superstar herself, “Debz OG.”
In the since-deleted video, the mother-of-two wore — what else?!— than leather shorts, a top hat, a vest that can only be described as biker chic, and knee-high leather boots. Naturally. She accompanied the look with fingerless gloves that had fur accents around her biceps. Of course.
News of her aspiring music career comes on the heels of the announcement that she’s getting her own MTV special, appropriately titled Being Debra, which will air on April 3.
Hopefully, the video will return when her special airs — because what better way to kick off your career than with an accompanying music video.
Fortunately, Starcasm was able to salvage some of the incredible lyrics before the video was taken down. Prepare yourself for some truly sick verses, such as, “Hello I’m Debra/You’ve seen my face on camera/you’ve seen me on your TV/You think you know, whateva” and “Oh, it’s a celebration/I stay fresh, no expiration/This goes out as a dedication/Debz OG in the place to be.”
Oh how we hope and dream and wish and pray this video one day returns to the Internet!
Scroll through the gallery to see the girls from Teen Mom back in their 16 & Pregnant days!