This just in, The Hills was totally fake. Thanks for ruining our lives, Brody Jenner.

The 31-year-old starred on the MTV series from 2006-2010, playing the love interest of protagonist Lauren Conrad and in the final seasons, bad girl Kristin Cavallari — but apparently it was all an act.

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Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad

“A lot of that show was scripted. A lot was improv,” Brody confessed to Yahoo! Style. “Lauren’s a dear friend of mine, and it was pretty funny to have to live that reality.”

“We were just friends. We’d film a scene of us kissing or being in this lovey-dovey scene, and then right after it would be like, ‘cut,' and we’d be like, ‘great to see you,’ and we’d go our separate ways,” the Sex With Brody host adds.

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He also alleged he NEVER hooked up with LC’s pals Jenn Bunney and Audrina Partridge — and had a few shocking things to say about his former buddy, Spencer Pratt.

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Brody and Spencer Pratt.

“The crazy thing about Spencer is that he manifested his own destiny,” Brody explained. “He said, ‘I want to be the biggest villain in the whole world. I want people to hate me.’ He scripted out all those moments on The Hills. He creates all that drama, but then it actually caught up to him.”

BRB, our teenage dreams are shattered.