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10 Bathing Suits From Mercedez-Benz Swim Fashion Week That Will Give You the Worst Tan Lines Ever

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Jul 23, 2014 4:36 pm·

By Carly Sitzer

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These bathing suits are made for swimming, but we have a feeling some of these will never see the light of day…

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Because nothing says classy more than “XXX” marks the spot

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Want your love handles tanned? Then this suit should solve the problem

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Your parents said you could be anything you want to be. So why not be a human tic-tac-toe board?

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How else are you going to tell the world you want the modesty of a one piece, but also really love Fifty Shades of Grey?!

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A bathing suit that will stay with you forever… because not enough sunscreen, and you’ll be imprinted with this design.

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Well of course! Because who is going to see your arms and chest? No need to tan those, your torso will do

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Get a sunburn in this suit and your body will say “Ooooh, crap” — so your friends don’t have to!

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FINALLY, a bathing suit that takes care of the issue of the dreaded pale underboob!

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We are pretty sure this is a dress but whatever floats your boat

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If you look closely enough, these tan lines could almost resemble a heart, which is the only form of acceptable tan line, right?

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