Gary Shirley just announced his latest project — a condom line.
Yeah, let that sink in a little bit...
The Teen Mom star, who has five-year-old daughter with ex Amber Portwood and is currently expecting his second daughter with new girlfriend Kristina Anderson, revealed the big news via Twitter.
“Put your Gary on! 99% ‘Gary’nteed,” the wrappers read. (Because nothing says love like buying your loved one condoms with Gary's face on them <3)
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The entrepreneur also sells cookies via e-mail because at this point, why not?
We'll be in the fetal position the rest of the day.