Possibly the most under-appreciated of the entire franchise, Real Housewives of Dallas just recently wrapped up its third season. If you haven’t noticed, the drama is just about as hot with this cast as it is with any other Real Housewives cast you know and love. Sameera Shah sat down with RHOD star LeeAnne Locken for her new vodcast, Sip with Sam, and the self-proclaimed “Queen” of Dallas spilt all the tea about her co-stars during a little game of ‘Sue, Murder, Affair’ — yes, that would be host Sameera’s version of ‘F–k, Marry, Kill,’ so you know it’s gonna be good.

So, who exactly is LeeAnne planning on suing? Turns out, she went for some of her favorites from the cast. “You know, I really like Stephanie, but she has a lot of money, so I’m gonna sue her and take her money,” LeeAnne said, giving a big smirk while formulating her master plan. “And I’m gonna sue Kam because she’s got a lot of money too.” LeeAnne’s playful reference to co-stars Stephanie Hollman and Kameron Westcott was all in good fun though. “I love them,” she said of her co-stars on the receiving end of her “lawsuit.”

“The two nicest people on the damn show, but they’re the only two with actual money.” Gotta hit ’em where it hurts, LeAanne — their pockets.

Though LeeAnne doesn’t swing that way, she mused about a possible ‘Affair’ with co-star Cary Deuber “because she would totally be into it.” She explained, “First of all, she loves to get naked, and second of all, she’s hot. Her naked body is hot.” OK, LeeAnne, we see you thirsting over there! But it actually seemed like LeeAnne wanted Cary’s access to plastic surgery more than anything. “Look, if I was married to a plastic surgeon, I’d be like ‘fix this s–t now’ and I’d look great too.” We get it, girl. We’re pretty envious too.

As far as her choice for ‘Murder,’ fans and followers of RHOD could probably anticipate LeeAnne’s answer. “Brandi and D’Andra?” Sameera asked, though it was clear she already knew. “Child, you could bury those two in a field somewhere,” LeeAnne responded with her Texas accent shining through, referring to the co-stars she hates the most, Brandi Redmond and D’Andra Simmons.

Specifically with D’Andra, LeeAnne is pretty over the way the Dallas native has been handling the drama. “I just think she has a lot of growing to do and a lot of learning to do,” LeeAnne said. “I hope that it doesn’t come at too much of a detriment to her because she has a lot to do. Here’s the thing. She keeps doing this thing where she keeps spinning s–t. I’m just like, do you listen to your own ignorance?” Considering the drama between LeeAnne and D’Andra has been going on for a few episodes now, we’re curious to see what will unfold when the show comes back.

LeeAnne had a lot to say about her co-stars on Real Housewives of Dallas, but what else is new? LeeAnne isn’t one to shy away from speaking her mind, and you can expect a ton of that in this hilarious conversation. We’ll be expecting nothing less next season.

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