We hope you’re sitting down for this one. Despite being labeled a ~reality~ show, apparently Keeping Up With the Kardashians is, like, pretty much totally scripted.

We know… We're shocked, too.

Bree Olson — porn star and former goddess of Charlie Sheen — recently opened up about how she was cast as Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s babysitter during the second season of ‘KUWTK’ — with the help of her talent agent, not, like, a babysitting service or anything…

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“So I got hired to go on the show. I don’t remember all the specifics; my agent dealt with everything and I just showed up,” she tells ‘Cosmo.’

“But if it puts anyone’s mind at ease, I grew up babysitting like most girls do. And I really did babysit Kylie and Kendall, and that is not a joke.”

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Bree plays nanny with Kendall.

As fans of the show may remember, Bree got herself into a bit of trouble with the Jenner parents — and now she admits it was all encouraged by the producers to make her “character” more interesting.

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“They ended up having me do more silly-type things,” she says. “[They told me], ‘Oh, go into Kris’ closet.’ I was so scared, asking, ‘Are you sure? Are you sure this is okay?’ And they’re like, ‘Just go.’ I remember saying very specifically, ‘Well if anything comes up stolen, you guys know I didn’t do anything. Keep those cameras on.’ [I thought to myself], ‘If that red light turns off, I’m running out of this closet,’ because the clothes and jewelry in there, who knows how expensive all that stuff is?”

Check out Bree in ‘KUWTK’ in the clip below!