Porn Star Talks Babysitting Kendall and Kylie Jenner on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’

We hope you’re sitting down for this one. Despite being labeled a ~reality~ show, apparently Keeping Up With the Kardashians is, like, pretty much totally scripted.

We know… We’re shocked, too.

Bree Olson — porn star and former goddess of Charlie Sheen — recently opened up about how she was cast as Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s babysitter during the second season of ‘KUWTK’ — with the help of her talent agent, not, like, a babysitting service or anything…

“So I got hired to go on the show. I don’t remember all the specifics; my agent dealt with everything and I just showed up,” she tells ‘Cosmo.’

“But if it puts anyone’s mind at ease, I grew up babysitting like most girls do. And I really did babysit Kylie and Kendall, and that is not a joke.”

Bree plays nanny with Kendall.

As fans of the show may remember, Bree got herself into a bit of trouble with the Jenner parents — and now she admits it was all encouraged by the producers to make her “character” more interesting.

“They ended up having me do more silly-type things,” she says. “[They told me], ‘Oh, go into Kris’ closet.’ I was so scared, asking, ‘Are you sure? Are you sure this is okay?’ And they’re like, ‘Just go.’ I remember saying very specifically, ‘Well if anything comes up stolen, you guys know I didn’t do anything. Keep those cameras on.’ [I thought to myself], ‘If that red light turns off, I’m running out of this closet,’ because the clothes and jewelry in there, who knows how expensive all that stuff is?”