Ah Twitter, all the drama you have bought us. We love you for giving us many of celebrity feuds and insight into the minds of world leaders, artists, and drama queens alike. But we also love to reminisce on some of the absurd and hilarious things our favorite A-Listers tweeted way-back-when. We've saved you the time and energy of scrolling back and compiled some of the best celebrity tweets you'd definitely forgotten about.
1. This deep and philosophical question from Kim Kardashian:
Do peanuts have carbs?
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 15, 2010
If you're reading this Kim, the answer is yes (about 24 grams per cup to be precise.)
2. And this special secret talent:
Someone has a cavity in the car I'm in. I can smell it.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 19, 2010
Guess she doesn't need to go to the dentist then.
3. A fun look inside Britney Spears's thought process:
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011
When we think about global warming, our next stop is Lady Gaga, too. Because of course.
4. What did Justin Bieber want in 2009?:
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) November 19, 2009
They were simpler times.
5. Rihanna kind of flirting with The Biebs:
Justin Bieber just flashed me his abs in the middle of a restaurant! Wow! He actually had a lil 6 pack! Sexy,lol!#Beliebersplzdontkillme
— Rihanna (@rihanna) November 16, 2010
Our real question is, why was JB casually flashing his bare chest in a restaurant?
6. Harry Styles knew what was trendy in 2011:
I feel like I should own more velvet tracksuits…
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) October 11, 2011
Because they never go out of style.
7. Ed Sheeran asking the questions that count:
why does some water taste better than other water?
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) December 8, 2009
What kind of water had you been drinking, Ed?
8. Taylor Swift expressing some pretty different feelings for Katy Perry:
Before there was any bad blood.
9. Paris Hilton helping us to stay in contact with her:
Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) March 29, 2014
Thank goodness we had all three of her iPhones on speed dial.
10. And finally, this gem from Shaq:
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol pic.twitter.com/KiNPwBkF
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) September 3, 2012
Wow. There are no words.