Wherever Farrah Abraham goes, cameras follow (note: not always porn cameras). And it’s not because she isn’t calling them, it’s because Farrah is THAT important. Farrah IS Hollywood.
Ahead of her appearance at the opening of The Crazy Horse Cabaret in Pompano Beach, Fla., on Saturday night, the mother-of-one slipped her body into a monokini that highlighted her classy underboob.
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All the ‘Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom’ star wanted to do was frolic in the sand, potentially hit the waves and enjoy the sun. But no. Paparazzi soon followed because this is Farrah Freakin’ Abraham — a 23-year-old mother-of-one who didn’t get that swimsuit for free and promise to be photographed in it while she ran à la Maria from ‘The Sound of Music’…
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…a woman who supports her gender and made it rain with her boyfriend, Simon Saran, amid scantily dressed girls at her appearance later that night and drew attention to her mouth with grapes because SHE’S THAT TALENTED.
Get with the program, guys — this is Farrah Abraham’s world, and we’re just living in it.