The romance! The roses! The ridiculously good-looking people!
One of the great things about The Bachelor is that it’s so predictably unpredictable; for 18 seasons (not counting The Bachelorette!) we have watched the drama and thrill of a man dating multiple women in a quest to find true love—all in front of a camera. Ahh, true love.
What Star Is Cozying Up to Juan Pablo!?
But still, we have a feeling that this season is unlike any before; you know, unless you count Juan Pablo, the bachelor, who is literally from the ninth season of The Bachelorette. Still, he’s unique in a lot of ways, too. For example, he’s the first minority star of the hit dating competition.
To celebrate this iconic and sure-to-be unforgettable season, we made our predictions on what we think will happen this season on The Bachelor.
We love a good trainwreck, but Lauren H. really gave us a run for our money; she spent most of the night crying about her ex-fiancé before having a full-fledge breakdown. Needless to say, she did not get a rose. We suspect that JP will be the next object of her affection obsession, and she’ll be back to let him know.
Kelly brought her puppy to the house and lists “dog lover” as her profession; upon hearing that Juan Pablo is more of a cat person himself, her heart is irrevocably broken, so she leaves the show.
She’s a free spirit. She can’t be confined to societal norms such as shoes or reality TV dating shows!!
I mean look at them! We just believe that two people that attractive deserve to be together.
And also that he’s going to be the next bachelor on The Bachelor. And we get to look at that face for another season!