This isn’t exactly a “woe is me” moment. Pete Davidson had a stand-up set at Tarrytown Music Hall in New York on Jan. 12 and called out his ex Ariana Grande for talking about his penis in the wake of their breakup. But she’s not “talking s–t” about it the way you might think.

Pete reportedly told the crowd, “I don’t like that she talked all that s–t for my penis. Everything is huge to her. Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d–k for the rest of my life is disappointed.” LOL. Not exactly a negative review from your ex-fianceé, buddy. But you do you.

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In case you’re living under a rock and are somehow unaware of this relationship, Pete and Ariana got engaged within weeks of dating but eventually ended their five-month engagement. Then, in Ariana’s new “Thank U, Next” music video, she revealed that she was the one who broke things off and also that her ex is “really big,” if you catch her drift.

Specifically, Ariana tells actress Jennifer Coolidge — in character as Paulette from Legally Blonde — in the video that her ex “was really cute… And it was really big.” Paulette responds as if they’re talking about dating guys who have a big “front tooth,” but the true meaning was pretty obvious. And Pete…has a problem with that, somehow?

This isn’t the first time Pete has talked about the split during a comedy routine. On Dec. 31, he told another crowd about what it was like when the “Thank U, Next” song first dropped, 30 minutes before he had to perform on Saturday Night Live on Nov. 3. “That s–t came out before I had to put on a f–king duck hat and be like, ‘derrp here’s the pizza!’ So all my friends were there. It was a sad day. We didn’t know it was going to happen,” he said. But he did add that all his friends thought the song was “catchy.”

The more time passes since this couple broke up, the more we’ll likely hear about what exactly went down during the relationship and in the aftermath of their split.

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