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Okay—we thought it was enough that this picture of Kim Kardashian’s finest asset was worth 1,000 words… but leave it to Kanye West to put those words on paper—and set it to a beat!
In The Future’s newly released single, called “I Won,” North West’s daddy can be heard raving about his future wife’s backside.
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“You the number one trophy wife/so it’s only right to live the trophy life/You grew up on J. Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now/Till one day I put an angel in your ultra sound.
“I want to dip that ass in gold, I want to dip that ass in gold/I made it over NBA, NFL players/So every time I score it’s like the Super Bowl. Baby, we should hit the south of France/So you could run around without them pants.”
Well… who needs a wedding dress with that kind of imagery?
Kim’s exes—like Kris Humphries and Reggie Bush—aren’t the only ones ‘Ye calls out in the song… he also name drops Kim’s sisters!
“You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney and Khloé/All your mama ever made was trophies, right?”
Kim Kardashian has redefined “junk in the trunk” as we’ve come to know it.
While in Thailand, the 32-year-old reality star posed for some shots in her barely-there, thong bikini—and managed to make our jaws drop!
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It’s no secret that Kim’s booty is her best-known asset, and there have been efforts to illustrate how big it is in the past.
Who else has a backside that can make the word “belfie” (A.K.A. a butt selfie) mainstream? Thanks to constant speculation, Kim underwent an X-Ray on Tyra Banks’ talk show to prove she didn’t have implants.
In February, In Touch revealed Kim had hired a full-time tailor to ensure her clothes fit her curvy figure.
The decision came shortly after Kim suffered an embarrassing moment during the Vogue photo shoot with fiancé Kanye West in early February.
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“One of the shots has Kim in a vintage chair, but the production staff had to spend three days custom-building it because her butt wouldn’t fit in the original,” a Kardashian insider tells In Touch. “Everybody was freaking out about it.”
Still, we couldn’t fully appreciate just how ostentatious Kim’s butt was until we saw this pic.
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words… but we can’t help but think this one is worth at least a million!