Kyle Jones is a 31-year-old man — and a self-proclaimed “grandma lover!”
He was introduced to the world on TLC’s My Strange Addiction, on which he opened up about his obsession with dating women more than twice his age!
Did we mention Kyle meets his perspective suitors online? Because if you thought your grandma was annoying on Facebook… Just imagine seeing her on a dating site! Courtesy of TLC.
During the episode, which aired Jan. 28, fans were introduced to his ex, 61-year-old Jackie, who he considers his “best friend.” Ultimately, they called it off because she was “too young” for Kyle’s tastes!
“I love dentures,” he confessed at one point. “Women, they can’t be self-conscious about dentures. Ladies, I promise you, telling your man you have dentures will not turn him off. It will put a smile on his face, it’ll put a smile on his pants.”
He means in his pants and he means it literally. You can actually pop out your teeth — flash that gummy, gummy smile — and dude will just put your ol’ pearly whites in his pocket. NBD.
UGH! Do you think she kept her teeth in for this one? Courtesy of TLC.
Did we mention the oldest woman he’s ever dated was 91?
You can check out the whole episode below — and if it’s any consolation, the other man in the episode — who spent more than $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Madonna — makes Kyle look totally normal, if only by comparison…