You know what they say: First comes marriage, then comes baby! For Alaskan Bush People star Noah Brown and his new wife Rhain Alisha, though, that baby may not be coming any time soon. Rest assured little Alaskan bush babies are in the cards, but the couple’s certainly not in any hurry. After tying the knot last month, the reality star and his wife are only just starting to settle into their life together, after all. 

Noah dished on his and his new wife’s family plans while chatting with Radar. “Rhain and I want several kids, but we are not going to stress about it,” he told the outlet. “It will happen when it happens.” Personally, we hope it happens sooner rather than later. Their kids would be the first grandchildren in the family — well, other than Billy Brown‘s secret grandchildren from his first two daughters

Though Noah is one of the younger Brown siblings at age 26, he’s actually the first to settle down. And it looks like he and Rhain are doing great so far. “The list of things that I love about my wife is longer than the Empire State Building is tall,” the Discovery Channel star told Radar. “But I can honestly say that I have named every single one of my wife’s smiles.”

How sweet! Life hasn’t been all sunshine and rainbows (Rhain-bows?), though. They’ve already had their first bout of marital drama, this time with Noah’s youngest sister. According to Radar, Rain Brown isn’t too happy about her big brother marrying someone with her same name, and even reportedly accused Rhain of “stealing” her name. Rhain’s birth name is Ruth, but she started going by the nickname when she was in middle school and made the moniker legal last year. Then again, Rain’s legal first name also isn’t Rain — it’s “Merry Christmas.” 

Noah and his sister also butted heads a month before the wedding when he shared a Facebook status ragging on her for being young (which, uh, she is). “When you are a child like little Raindrop, you do not have to think about what you are going to eat for dinner or worry about paying bills because your parents do everything for you and you cannot take care of yourself,” he wrote on the social media site. “Young Raindrop spends her days cuddling bunnies and playing with her dolls not knowing about the stressful lives of the adults around her.” Yikes.

Hopefully, the siblings make up soon. We wish only newly-wedded bliss for the happy couple and their families. Okay, and maybe a couple Brown family babies in the not-too-distant future.

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