Happy Divorce Monday — See 6 of the Most Expensive, Bizarre and Over-the-Top Celebrity Divorce Settlements

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen — She Wanted Custody of, uh, “Future Charlies”…

Even though they seem to get along well as exes, Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards had one of Hollywood’s messiest divorces. But by far the most bizarre thing to come out of the ordeal was an email in which Denise allegedly requested a sperm donation from her ex.

Denise has since claimed the email was forgery, but some people believe she was just covering herself for the strange request.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian — 72 Days? PSH!

Okay, so Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian’s divorce wasn’t that unusual, except for the fact that it became nothing but a joke and over-the-top mind game for the NBA star (and, really, who can blame him?).

While everyone loves to tease Kim about her decision to end her marriage just 72 days after saying, “I do!” — in reality, she was married way longer than that. Understandably, Kris was humiliated and got his revenge by playing hardball.

Their marriage officially came to an end in June 2013 — just days before she gave birth to her daughter, North West. Which means it only took Kris one year and seven months after his ex originally filed to make the whole thing official.

Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald — She Got Custody… Of the Dog!

When the ‘Twilight’ actress and the ‘American Idol’ alum finalized their divorce, custody should’ve been a no-brainer since the couple doesn’t have any children. But that wasn’t the case!

Paul took their Nashville residence, while Nikki got their three other homes — and full custody of their beloved German Shepherd, named Enzo!

The Dream and Christina Milian — He Was Like Baby, Baby, Ooooh No!

When the singer and rapper’s marriage came to an end, he agreed to a hefty settlement — which makes sense, since he cheated on her. But that wasn’t enough for Christina, who demanded 10-percent of her ex’s publishing interest of Justin Bieber’s hit song, “Baby,” which The Dream co-wrote!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver— One of Hollywood’s Most Expensive Splits (And Counting)

Even though their divorce isn’t finalized, yet, she’s estimated to score more than $250 million when they’re done.

Sure, she’s basically American royalty with plenty of money of her own — but the system doesn’t care about that! Considering he had an affair that resulted in a freakin’ love child, he’s expected to pay up big time!

Pamela Bach and David Hasselhoff — No, Really, Don’t Hassel the Hoff… He Has a Lawyer.

When the ‘Baywatch’ actor and his wife officially dissolved their union, he got rights to his nicknames “The Hoff” and “Malibu Dave” as well as his catchphrase, “Don’t Hassel the Hoff” in various countries.

He also got the rights to his 1984 album, “Night Rider,” which we’re sure Pamela was happy to give up!