Oh no, oh no, oh no.
A 25-year-old man by the name of Rory Curtis recently awoke from a six-day coma — and thought he was Oscar-winning actor Matthew McConaughey.
“In my head I thought I was Matthew McConaughey,” said the British barber, who was placed in the coma following a severe crash. “When I went to the toilet I went to look in the mirror and I was shocked because I didn’t look like him, I didn’t know what I was looking at.”
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And that's not all. According to 'Metro,' when Curtis woke up, he began speaking fluent French to the nurses despite not practicing the language since he was at school.
“I don’t remember coming round but my family said one of the nurses was from Africa and spoke French and I was having conversations with her,” he said. “I wasn’t really that good at it at school, so I don’t how my brain has managed to do what it has. I don’t know how I know it – I just do.”
Curtis was discharged from the hospital only two months after the accident in August 2012. He was reportedly treated with an experimental drug after being approached by the National Institute for Health Research Surgical Reconstruction and Microbiology Research Centre and made a full recovery.
Hey, things could be worse right? You could wake up thinking you're Lindsay Lohan!