Justin Bieber, the undisputed king of making headlines by doing and saying really dumb crap, has really topped himself this time around.
You know that Instagram photo he posted yesterday afternoon trying to prove — yet again — that his man-child body wasn’t Photoshopped for Calvin Klein? Yeah, well it allegedly took him two hours to perfect the selfie in the men’s locker room at an Equinox.
An eyewitness exclusively tells ‘In Touch’ that the Biebs arrived to the gym in Century, Calif., on Wednesday morning, Jan. 14, and was, um, acting exactly like a douchey Biebs does.
“He came in around 9 a.m. until noon and hung out in the locker room, taking weird pics of himself in the mirror — one of which ended up on his Instagram,” the onlooker claims.
Just in case you need a reminder of this beautiful piece of art that took two hours to create, here you go:
Photoshop lol A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Jan 14, 2015 at 12:01pm PST
A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Jan 14, 2015 at 12:01pm PST
So did the 20-year-old work out since he was, ya know, at a gym and that’s what normal people do at a gym? Apparently he only did “a few bicep curls” the entire time he was out on the floor.
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Instead of flexing his muscles and crafting his next toolbag move, the eyewitness claims Biebs basically “goofed around” — and had meat on the brain as he allegedly called out “Filet mignon.”
Looks like his mom forgot to drop him off at the daycare section…
Hey, sometimes you get the meat sweats, and other times you’re desperate for a real friend in the form of a piece of dead cow. For Bieber, we have a feeling it’s the latter.
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Or this is one really terrible name for his upcoming single.
“Gimmmmeeeeee dat Filet Mignonnnnn, girl // Cook it up real good for ya boyyyyy, girl // Ima make you meatttttt sweat.”
Songwriting was never our strong suit. #FiletMignon4Eva