From the perfect bath towel to a device that stops your dog from barking, you really can get anything you'd ever need in life while watching late night TV.
Yep, we're talking about the best (aka worst) infomercials EVER.
Scroll down to see a countdown of our top ten!
This is just too ridiculous for words. The motorized Hawaii Chair "takes the work out of your workout" by awkwardly rotating your bottom half while you're sitting away, ensuring you get a great ab exercise without actually doing anything. Riiiiight.
Ahhh, the Shake Weight. What a classic. Gotta love that "shockwave of energy." Simply use one or both hands to shake this weight up and down or side to side to get the hottest bod EVER.
Slap your troubles away with Vince! Use this handy kitchen tool to chop up anything and everything you could ever want to eat, including veggies for salads, toppings for ice cream or ingredients for homemade salsa. Too good to be true!
"Think about it, toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting." This little device is a "sanitary, paper extension arm and holder" to enhance your bathroom experience and relieve you of having to deal with dirty toilet paper. Basically this whole concept just makes us uncomfortable.
Man, towels are just too difficult to handle, aren't they!? Thank goodness for this life-changing invention that has arm openings so you stay totally covered (and can even use your hands!) while managing to never get dressed after you bathe.
The blanket "that keeps you totally warm!" The Snuggie claims to provide warmth while also giving you the freedom to use your hands for eating, working on your laptop, holding your dog, etc. Sounds good to us!
RIP Tomato. This knife will make your life so much easier, as it can basically chop anything and will last forever. Plus, it even comes with a matching fork to make carving meat even "more of a pleasure!"
"YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE MESMERIZED." The Fushigi Ball can turn anyone into an amateur magician by making it look to others like you're levitating or juggling the ball by "object manipulation." But, you're really not. We're still totally confused by this concept.
Just switch on this "ultrasonic training aid" in your home to control your dog's incessant barking. It uses a signal that is inaudible to humans but manages to stop your dog's barking pattern. Don't you just love treating your pet like a car alarm?
This strange device sends electrical impulses into your face to exercise, tighten and tone your facial muscles to give you a fresh and vibrant new look at the expense of looking like a murderer. Thank goodness we now have something to help us do our "face ups" everyday! ::rolls eyes::