Anything Kim Kardashian can do, Kendall Jenner can do better. Even if she needs a helping hand from good ol’ Photoshop…
Just days after pictures of Mrs. Kanye West took the naked route in ‘LOVE,’ the 19-year-old model decided to go topless for the magazine!
Okay, granted, she wasn’t topless. But it appears she had huge, fake boobies Photoshopped on to her chest!
Listen, I am not Kanye West. I am not a creative genius. I haven’t sat in the front row next to Anna Wintour nor have I designed a wedding dress with Riccardo Tisci. At no point in my life have I required a “creative director” — all that being said, I just don’t understand ‘LOVE’ magazine’s artistic vision.
The only thing less sexy than Kim Kardashian bending over and showing us a new angle of her ass — that NO ONE should ever see except maybe her husband — is putting digitally enhanced, porn star-inspired breasts ON A TEENAGER!
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Oh yeah, in case you forgot, Kendall Jenner is 19-freakin’-years-old. It’s hard to forget, sometimes, because you’ve probably seen her nipples more times than you care to admit (it’s okay, we all have).
And before you say anything, Kendall, save your breath: WE KNOW. You are a model. A very serious model. And sometimes, being a model means you take your shirt off and show your body (which is confusing, because, what are you trying to sell here? Your nipples?).
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Whatever you do, PLEASE remember that you first got into model because you’re absolutely gorgeous JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. It’s bad enough that girls probably have low self esteem because of ~the industry~, but when we start blatantly Photoshopping the models to excessive proportions, don’t you think maybe we’ve gone too far?
Anyway, if you need me, I’ll be taking a shower. That picture makes me feel dirty just looking at it…