Zach Galifianakis is officially our hero.

After interviewing President Obama for his last installment of Between Two Ferns, the slimmed-down funny guy lamented about how he’s “back to interviewing dumb actors” in his latest bit. And he didn’t interview just any dumb actor — he interviewed the one and only “Bradley Pitts” A.K.A. Brad Pitt!

Zach didn’t hold back with anything personal! He asked the 50-year-old when he lost his virginity (his guess was age 0), asked to “borrow one or two of his sperms” and even gifted him a “bassoon” — that we suspect to be a bong — to which Brad had to remind the Hangover star that “he’s a dad now” so “we don’t bassoon in my house anymore.”

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The big kicker came when he asked about Brad’s new wife, Angelina Jolie, and managed to sneak his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, into the conversation.

“Tell me what it was like the first time that you laid on eyes on Angelina?” he asked. “Was it like one of those classical love stories, like when, I don’t know, Ross first saw Rachel? You know that show Friends? Have you seen it?”

Oh. Snap. Check out the video to see how Brad reacted — and the rest of the hilarious interview!