Just so we’re all clear — Kylie Jenner is an 18-year-old, consenting adult and Tyga is a rapper, who really likes to have sex with said consenting adult.
If you thought the 25-year-old’s sex anthem “$timulated” — presumably about the young couple’s sex life — was bad, you have to hear his song “Ice Cream Man.”
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Some of the
classy lyrics in the song — which had its video debut earlier this week — include, “She like to f--k me, suck me, suck then f--k me/I’m the ice cream, she chunky monkey… She got a marshmallow booty, I like to sprinkle it too/I’m the ice cream man, this my song when I’m ridin’ through.”
And who could forget such a love-filled line like, “These boys wanna run it, that’s cool cause I need more runners/Tell ‘em get me more condoms, we doin’ more f--kin’.”
You know, come to think of it, REAL ice cream men have been using the same song for, what, decades? Perhaps this will be the new song that will blare through the neighborhood to let kids know there’s an opportunity for a frozen treat!!!
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Anyway, somewhere out there, Kris and Caitlyn Jenner must be really, really proud.
Watch Tyga’s super NSFW video below!