Jasmine Tridevil may look like something out of Total Recall, but as hard as it is to believe, she’s a real, living person with three breasts—and big dreams.
The 21-year-old, whose first name is obviously not Jasmine “Tridevil,” spent $20,000 on the procedure and has since been disowned by her mother as a result.
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men,” she told Orlando radio station 104.1. “Because I don’t want to date anymore… I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through.”
Luckily, she has a plan for her new body. She’s currently employing a full-time camera crew—out of pocket—but hopes MTV will be interested in buying the footage for a reality show.
“My whole dream is to get this show on MTV,” she told the radio station.
In case you were wondering, it wasn’t easy to find a doc who would agree to perform such an unusual and unnecessary surgery. After speaking to more than 50 doctors, the doctor who completed the surgery insisted she sign a non-disclosure agreement.
So far, her plan is sorta working out. In addition to the press she’s received online, she claims to have booked an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Jimmy, if this turns out to be another one of your hoaxes… we’re sending Kanye for you!