Joseph Gordon-Levitt Secretly Marries His Girlfriend; Women Collectively Weep.

Updated: Jul 14, 2015 1:46 pm

By Carly Sitzer

Well, we’ve been dreading this day since the first time we saw ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ and realized the freaky alien child from ‘3rd Rock From the Sun’ is a total babe: Joseph Gordon-Levitt is now a married man.

He and longtime girlfriend Tasha McCauley exchanged vows at a secret wedding ceremony on Dec. 20, his rep has since confirmed.

While we ponder some important questions — Who are we going to marry now? Did she take both last names? Did our invitation get lost in the mail? — Check out 12 other stars who secretly got hitched!

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Melissa Benoist & Blake Jenner

The Glee stars had a small, intimate wedding with family and friends in March 2015. News of their big day didn't break until July.

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Alexis Bledel & Vincent Kartheiser

The Gilmore Girls alum, 33, found her happily ever after with the Mad Men star, 36, in a secret ceremony back in June 2014.

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Cheryl Cole & Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini

The X Factor U.K. judge, 32, revealed in July 2014 that she wed Jean-Bernard in a secret ceremony.

“I usually do not discuss my personal life but to stop the speculation I want to share my happy news…Jean-Bernard and I married on 7/7/14. We are very happy and excited to move forward with our lives together,” she wrote on her website.

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Olivia Palermo & Johannes Huebl

The City star, 29, confirmed she had tied the knot in June 2014 after days of speculation.

“We really wanted to keep this beautiful day very private and special to us and enjoyed the whole day with our family and two friends," she explained in the post. "Bedford, [New York] is such an amazing and romantic countryside.”

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Zachary Levi & Missy Peregrym

The Chuck star (and let's not forget the voice of Flynn Rider in Tangled) secretly wed the Rookie Blue actress (who also starred in that awesome 2006 gymnastics flick Stick It) in Hawaii.

Zachary, 34, and Missy, 33, revealed the news on Twitter on June 16, 2014 by posting a photo of themselves in matching Mr. and Mrs. hoodies, but their marriage only lasted 10 months.

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Kelly Rowland & Tim Witherspoon

According to several reports, Beyoncé’s bestie, 34, said “I do” to her fiancé in a very “quick, simple ceremony” in Costa Rica on May 9, 2014 — and no one knew about it until four days later.

The pair became husband and wife in front of around 30 people — including Bey and Bey’s sister, Solange Knowles. They later welcomed their first child, son Titan, on Nov. 4, 2014.

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Beyoncé & Jay Z

Speaking of Bey, the 33-year-old singer and 45-year-old rapper exchanged top-secret vows in NYC on April 4, 2008. They became first-time parents in January 2012 when they welcomed daughter Blue Ivy.

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds

The Gossip Girl star, 27, and her actor hubby, 38, quietly tied the knot at the historic Boone Hall Plantation in Mount Pleasant, S.C., on Sept. 9, 2012.

The pair — who welcomed daughter James in December 2014 — never even announced their engagement!

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Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied

After meeting on set of 2010's Black Swan, the 34-year-old actress fell in love with the 38-year-old choreographer. They had a son, Aleph, in June 2011 — and married in an intimate Jewish ceremony in Big Sur, Calif., on Aug. 4, 2012.

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Kerry Washington & Nnamdi Asomugha

The duo exchanged vows under the radar in Hailey, Idaho on June 24, 2013. News of the 38-year-old Scandal star's wedding to the NFL pro, 34, broke more than a week later. They welcomed daughter Isabelle less than a year later on April 21, 2014.

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Kelly Clarkson & Brandon Blackstock

The American Idol alum, 33, got hitched without a stitch! She announced the news on Twitter on Oct. 21, 2013 with a few photos from the gorgeous wedding: “I’m officially Mrs. Blackstock. We got married yesterday at Blackberry Farms in TN, the most beautiful place ever!”

Their daughter, River Rose, was born eight months later in June 2014.

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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon

It seems this duo loved to share every aspect of their personal life, but they kept their marriage hush hush when they tied the knot on April 30, 2008! Unfortunately, Mariah, 44, and Nick, 33 — who are parents to four-year-old twins Moroccan and Monroe — called it quits six years later.

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Kate Winslet & Ned Rocknroll

The actress, 39, managed to keep her new relationship status under wraps for nearly a month! Reports of the pair’s early December 2012 wedding in NYC surfaced weeks later on Dec. 27. Kate’s good friend and two-time co-star Leonardo DiCaprio walked her down the aisle.

Kate — who was already a mom to daughter Mia and son Joe from previous relationships — welcomed her first child, Bear, with Ned in December 2013.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tasha McCauly

This duo said "I do" during the holiday season in the comfort of their own home! According to People Magazine, the couple married on Dec. 20, 2014.