Well, we’ve been dreading this day since the first time we saw ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ and realized the freaky alien child from ‘3rd Rock From the Sun’ is a total babe: Joseph Gordon-Levitt is now a married man.

He and longtime girlfriend Tasha McCauley exchanged vows at a secret wedding ceremony on Dec. 20, his rep has since confirmed.

While we ponder some important questions — Who are we going to marry now? Did she take both last names? Did our invitation get lost in the mail? — Check out 12 other stars who secretly got hitched!