The Best & Worst Celebrity Disses Ever

By InTouch Weekly.

Ouch — these celebs know how to throw some serious shade! From the best disses to the worst, who had the last word and who totally missed the mark? Click to find out!

  • Worst: John Mayer on Jennifer Aniston

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    The singer threw Jen under the bus back in 2010: "The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998." Um John, have you SEEN a movie as of late?

  • Best: Milton Berle on RuPaul

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    Exchanging disses live at the 1993 VMAs? Awkward much! RuPaul may have started it, but it was Milton that got the last word: "Oh, we’re going to ad lib? I’ll check my brain and we’ll start even." 

  • Worst: Russell Brand on Katy Perry

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    When asked about his sex life, Russell remarked: "I’d be having sex thinking, ‘Think of anyone, anyone else.’" Somehow, we think Katy would be anything BUT boring in bed!

  • Best: JT on Britney Spears

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    EVERYONE knew who ‘Cry Me A River’ was about, and Justin reaped all the benefits of his hit record and video. Some call it petty, but we call it genius!

  • Worst: Justin Bieber on Usher

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    Justin may be Usher’s protégé, but the Biebs was caught on record barely acknowledging his mentor: "Yeah, Usher, that sounds familiar." Haven’t you ever heard, "don’t bite the hand that feeds you"?

  • Best: Kanye on Taylor Swift

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    Out of line? Totally. But there’s no denying that Kanye’s diss to Taylor at ’09 VMAs will go down in history as one of the best, ever: “I’m sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!”

  • Worst: Kelly Osbourne on MJ

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    Kelly actually tweeted this: “Can people just get over Michael Jackson. He’s dead!" Ever heard of a little thing called respect, girl?

  • Best: Elton John on Madonna

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    We can’t fault Elton for being brutally honest about Madge: "Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay $134 to see them should be shot." After all, he IS the king of live!

  • Worst: Jesse James on Sandra Bullock

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    When asked which woman was better in bed, Jesse James was quick to respond: “That one is an easy no-brainer: Kat Von D—100 percent. She’s a vixen.” Really Jesse, really?

  • Best: Taylor Swift on…Everyone?

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    Taylor goes so far as to make fun of herself in ‘Blank Space,’ but not before dissing just about everyone else who has called her crazy before. Haters gonna hate, so she’s just gonna shake it off!